She stuck me way back here

It was the worst car ride of my life! Usually I get the entire back seat to myself and can see out all the windows and when I’m being really good she’ll open the window so I can stick my nose out and REALLY smell what’s going on. But this time I got this tiny little space all crammed up in the back with all kinds of strange-smelling stuff packed in all around me. It was not fun. But we did take some breaks, like at that stinky room in a hallway filled with doors, a different smell coming out from each one! I would of like to explored around there a little more, but we only stayed long enough to eat, sleep, pee, and she took a shower. And there was that cool place she called a rest area. I got to run around in the snow and even chased a rabbit! (squirrels that don’t know how to climb). and there were some other stops, but I don’t remember those so much.

Now we’re in this new place called Freezing Cold something – that’s what she says all the time ‘tho sometimes she says F***ing Freezing, but I think she means the same place.

It wasn't fair they got to sit up front!

The worst, most unfair part of the whole trip: Those stinky cats got to sit up front!

Mickey

I’m Mickey. I’m a 78 lb black lab mix who is obssessed, and I mean obssessed, with squirrels. It is my mission in life to keep the world safe from those treacherous, sneaky rodents. They better look out when I learn how to climb trees!